Handmade to order in the USA — please allow up to 5 weeks for delivery to Australia. Good things are worth the wait! 🐾
No notes. No regrets. Absolutely no intention of calming down.
This monkey has a banana, two working arms, and the kind of energy that makes everyone in the room simultaneously delighted and slightly concerned. He is not going bananas metaphorically. He is going bananas literally, physically, and with tremendous enthusiasm, and he would not change a single thing about it.
Is it a lot? Yes. Is it necessary? Absolutely. Is he stopping? Not even slightly.
He's aware of the deadline. He's reviewed the timeline. He's considered the urgency and has respectfully declined to participate in it.
This sloth is not lazy — he is operating at exactly the speed he has decided is correct, and that speed is this. Unhurried, unbothered, and hanging upside down with the peaceful contentment of someone who has never once sent a same day reply and has absolutely no plans to start.
The world will wait. It always does.
For anyone who moves at their own pace, refuses to be rushed, and has achieved a level of serenity that others can only dream of — this tee is yours.
Part of our Jungle Jokers collection — where the creatures are colourful, chaotic and completely unapologetic about it.
The Details:
- Original Wild & Kind illustration — you won't find this anywhere else
- Premium quality Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee — soft, lightweight and built for everyday wear
- Available in a range of sizes — see our size guide for the perfect fit
- Printed using high quality DTG (direct to garment) printing
- Vibrant colours that wash and wear beautifully
Makes a Meaningful Gift For: Sloth lovers, jungle enthusiasts, slow living advocates, anyone who refuses to be rushed, and everyone whose reply time can best be described as "eventually.
