Handmade to order in the USA — please allow up to 5 weeks for delivery to Australia. Good things are worth the wait! 🐾
This is just his face. He was born like this. He has never once apologised for it and he's not about to start now.
Meet Australia's most misunderstood reptile — a saltwater crocodile who isn't threatening anyone, isn't causing trouble, and isn't doing anything except standing here with his arms crossed and his jaw open and his several hundred teeth completely visible at all times.
Is it a lot? Perhaps. Is he sorry? He is not.
All teeth, zero apologies, and the quiet confidence of a creature who has been at the top of the food chain for 200 million years and has never once felt the need to explain himself to anyone.
For anyone who walks into every room exactly as they are, takes up exactly the space they deserve, and has never once apologised for either — this tee is yours.
Part of our Outback Originals collection — celebrating Australia's most iconic, most eccentric, and most completely unhinged wildlife.
The Details:
·Original Wild & Kind illustration — you won't find this anywhere else
·Premium quality Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee — soft, lightweight and built for everyday wear
·Available in a range of sizes — see our size guide for the perfect fit
·Printed using high quality DTG (direct to garment) printing
·Vibrant colours that wash and wear beautifully
Makes a Meaningful Gift For:
Crocodile lovers, Australian wildlife enthusiasts, confident souls, anyone who has never once apologised for taking up space, and everyone whose resting face has ever been described as "intimidating.
